I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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This is funny, but I think this site should change it's name to "Texts about what happened last night" because that's pretty much all they get.
I feel as though your aim must be splendiforous. -Junebug
In Soviet Russia neighbor pukes in your empty cup.
Ehhh.... Freaks... especially the one before me, not even remotely funny
no one gives a shit :)
Being able to puke into 2 different containers without a drop hitting the floor is a skill that could save your life. And your carpet.
My fucking cup. Dick.
jesus christ, are you all toddlers? you've never puked before?
at least the neighbor's cup was empty!
1 girl, 2 cups LOL gross
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!
^^^^^^ is a tool. also these posts are stupid
boy, you're a winner.
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