I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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This is funny, but I think this site should change it's name to "Texts about what happened last night" because that's pretty much all they get.
I feel as though your aim must be splendiforous.
In Soviet Russia neighbor pukes in your empty cup.
Ehhh.... Freaks... especially the one before me, not even remotely funny
no one gives a shit :)
Being able to puke into 2 different containers without a drop hitting the floor is a skill that could save your life.
And your carpet.
My fucking cup. Dick.
jesus christ, are you all toddlers? you've never puked before?
at least the neighbor's cup was empty!
1 girl, 2 cups
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!
is a tool. also these posts are stupid
boy, you're a winner.