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  • 87 34
    Submitted by badasschick16 on Sep 3, 13 at 6:04am

    So. Not. True.

  • 68 32
    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Sep 3, 13 at 9:09am

    You must get bad head often or have a small dick to work with. It is a talent, wars are fought for that shit.

  • 58 42
    Submitted by exosus on Sep 3, 13 at 7:05am

    Guarantee this person is shit at giving head.

  • 49 33
    Submitted by iso on Sep 3, 13 at 6:59am

    This guy hasn't gotten enough bj's in his life or has a little dick

  • 49 36
    Submitted by technoir on Sep 3, 13 at 8:00am

    I've heard people use a phrase: "Blowjobs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." Untrue. A woman with no concept of how to cushion her teeth with her lips? Not good. A woman who's seen too many porn movies (is this possible?) and thinks that repeatedly gagging on your junk is sexy? Hell no. Listening to a woman gag and almost throw up on my package is the least sexy thing EVER. In fact, it makes me feel like puking. You don't want that during sex

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Soulburn on Sep 3, 13 at 10:56am

    If you're bad at giving head, no one will be "pouring juice" at all. I have literally lost interest and got up and left in the middle of a horrible BJ. Which leads to my question: is OP a guy who doesn't know what he's talking about? Or a woman who has no clue what she's doing?

  • 36 39
    Submitted by ashannen25 on Sep 4, 13 at 12:19am

    Said the girl who gives mediocre blow jobs.

  • 27 25
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Sep 4, 13 at 6:03am

    Pun intended

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 3, 13 at 8:43pm

    Then how can you be the best??

  • 35 43
    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Sep 3, 13 at 2:15pm

    As someone who is phenomenal at oral, it is indeed possible to be shitty at giving head. Not that I have ever known what *that's* like...

    • 20 29
      Submitted by MichaelHuntIII on Sep 3, 13 at 6:24pm

      phenomenal eh? anywhere near the greater California area?

  • 25 25
    Submitted by devildog100 on Sep 4, 13 at 11:19am

    I can not stress how untrue that is. You have never experienced accidental scraping so as to result in bleeding.