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  • So. Not. True.

    Submitted by badasschick16 on Sep 3, 13 at 6:04am
  • You must get bad head often or have a small dick to work with. It is a talent, wars are fought for that shit.

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Sep 3, 13 at 9:09am
  • Guarantee this person is shit at giving head.

    Submitted by exosus on Sep 3, 13 at 7:05am
  • I've heard people use a phrase: "Blowjobs are like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." Untrue. A woman with no concept of how to cushion her teeth with her lips? Not good. A woman who's seen too many porn movies (is this possible?) and thinks that repeatedly gagging on your junk is sexy? Hell no. Listening to a woman gag and almost throw up on my package is the least sexy thing EVER. In fact, it makes me feel like puking. You don't want that during sex

    Submitted by technoir on Sep 3, 13 at 8:00am
  • This guy hasn't gotten enough bj's in his life or has a little dick

    Submitted by iso on Sep 3, 13 at 6:59am
  • If you're bad at giving head, no one will be "pouring juice" at all. I have literally lost interest and got up and left in the middle of a horrible BJ. Which leads to my question: is OP a guy who doesn't know what he's talking about? Or a woman who has no clue what she's doing?

    Submitted by Soulburn on Sep 3, 13 at 10:56am
  • As someone who is phenomenal at oral, it is indeed possible to be shitty at giving head. Not that I have ever known what *that's* like...

    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Sep 3, 13 at 2:15pm
  • Pun intended

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Sep 4, 13 at 6:03am
  • Said the girl who gives mediocre blow jobs.

    Submitted by ashannen25 on Sep 4, 13 at 12:19am
  • I can not stress how untrue that is. You have never experienced accidental scraping so as to result in bleeding.

    Submitted by devildog100 on Sep 4, 13 at 11:19am
  • Then how can you be the best??

    Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 3, 13 at 8:43pm