I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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