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  • Monica, please shut up. This is tfln. Not submit a problem and Dr. Phil will answer it and compare it to a life story that no one cares about. Read text, laugh, vote, make dumb comment, move on

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Jan 17, 11 at 3:24pm
    • No, I'd rather not, thanks. I see a lot of slut-shaming on this site and I like correcting it. If it bothers you too much, you can simply not read my comments.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 5:01pm
      • You have the right to your opinion monica, so comment all you want. That being said, your comment below makes you seem incredibly self-absorbed. Everyone gets made fun of, including sluts (rightfully so IMO). If you don't like the slut-shaming, don't read the comments.

        Submitted by Taipan on Jan 17, 11 at 10:13pm
      • Thanks for responding to the slut-shamers, Monica! Some of us are really glad you're doing it...I find it too depressing to engage with all the misogyny on this site.

        Submitted by opalquean on Jan 17, 11 at 11:52pm
        • Slut-shaming doesn't necessarily have to do with hating women, they come in both genders. One could argue that sluts don't really show much love to themselves. Bad father-daughter relationships have been connected to promiscuity as an adult, and then there's the heightened risk of catching and spreading an STI.

          Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 12:41am
          • Lets not be disingenuous, the vast majority of times the term 'slut' is used, it refers to a woman. Slut-shaming is very rarely applied to men in our culture...a man who sleeps with a lot of women is praised, not derided. Maybe not 100% of slut-shaming is aimed at women, but it's certainly enough that linking it to misogyny is appropriate.

            Submitted by opalquean on Jan 18, 11 at 7:53am
            • Indeed this is true, which is why I dislike them equally. But again, being a female slut isn't exactly respecting oneself as a woman.

              Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 4:14pm
            • I feel like that depends a lot on your definition of slut; it's a term that's used pretty widely. If we're using it to mean a woman who sleeps with lots of men she barely knows, I *might* agree with you. However, it's often used for women who have any casual sex at all, or who dress at all provocatively, and plenty of women who are labeled as a slut for those reasons are perfectly healthy and self-respecting.

              Submitted by opalquean on Jan 19, 11 at 5:03am
  • That burning may be something else...

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 3:36pm
  • That was his cue for you to 'blow on it'.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 17, 11 at 5:40pm
  • Happens when her vag is like sandpaper

    Submitted by hometown on Jan 17, 11 at 1:49pm
  • Whiskey dick!!!!

    Submitted by spudman on Jan 17, 11 at 1:46pm
  • my question for Monica follows:\n\nWhy would you be with an overly-drunk guy who wasn't even in your league? Are there no better options? Did you really need it THAT bad THAT night? \n\nMy package is always pristine, or business is going down in the shower. You must just have bad luck!

    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 17, 11 at 7:16pm
  • If this were a guy talking about how the girl was too drunk to perform...he would be getting called a rapist..double standard

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Jan 18, 11 at 9:27am
    • But...the "oh the woman is automatically a slut" part that goes on this site constantly isn't a double standard?

      Submitted by mirabyalle on Jan 19, 11 at 6:26pm
  • I was voted to most likely be Dr. Phil in high school so I'll listen to you Monica then cunt punt you back home.

    Submitted by GoodTimes1991 on Jan 18, 11 at 2:27am
  • Why is everyone so pissed \nAt Monica? She has a point. \nIt's not always the girls, boys.

    Submitted by lucky4U on Jan 18, 11 at 12:34am
  • Everybody Hates Monica! Move the hell over Chris

    Submitted by ponaxtw on Jan 18, 11 at 1:07am
  • I'd say there are three reasons that this could happen... two that have already been mentioned. 1) There was something about the girl that turned him off. 2) Whisky dick. 3) Performance anxiety - both men and women can get it.

    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Jan 18, 11 at 6:02am
  • Alcohol affects different guys differently. When a dude smells like he bathed in gin there's a good chance the boner will be a bit floppy at some point lol. It has nothing to do with the chic. Some people are so ignorant!

    Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 17, 11 at 9:55pm
  • Monica seems like a real bitch.

    Submitted by LuciusBrutus on Jan 17, 11 at 11:37pm
    • And you seem like an ignorant cretin. Let's speculate some more!

      Submitted by opalquean on Jan 18, 11 at 7:56am
  • OMG LYKE IT MUST BE HER FAULT CUZ HE CANT KEEP HIS DICK HARD! THATS THE WOMENZ FAULT RITE GUIZ?\n\nLMFAO @ males trying to blame women for their incompetence

    Submitted by sysric on Jan 18, 11 at 9:05am
  • Since when is there anything in this post that says either person was being a slut? And if a guy were ever too drunk to consent to sex I'm pretty sure there would be no sex because he wouldn't get hard in the first place. Just sayin...

    Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 18, 11 at 6:56pm
  • It's always the slut's fault!!

    Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 18, 11 at 10:28am
  • Automatically calling a girl a slut on here is not a double standard. It's THE standard.

    Submitted by valekseye on Jan 21, 11 at 12:17am
  • Automatically calling a girl a slut on here is not a double standard. It's THE standard.

    Submitted by valekseye on Jan 21, 11 at 12:17am
  • The cause is generally mutual. Guy's too drunk to remain "focused", girl is either bad or has a flaw that when drunk is a distraction, like misshapen thighs or were hiding fat...and the double standard shit is annoying. If this were a guy talking about her being too drunk all the feminazis would be calling him a rapist

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Jan 18, 11 at 9:25am
  • How can a man lose a boner mid-bone? WHY?

    Submitted by iknowyouknow on Jan 17, 11 at 1:51pm
    • happened to me one time. its more often because the girl.. \n\neither cause she doesnt know how to keep clean and its a turn off or yea thats basically it. i couldnt stand her tuna mixed with sht smell.. \n\njust cause they look good doesnt mean the bean is clean

      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 17, 11 at 2:28pm
      • Actually, I'm pretty sure it's sometimes or usually the guy if alcohol is involved. Most guys don't limit themselves, drink too much, and can't keep it up. I tried to sleep with an overly drunk dude before and try as he might, he couldn't quite get it all the way up. And let me tell you, it CERTAINLY was NOT me. I was out of his league and he was lucky to have me. It was funny when he tried to beg me the next morning to let him try again, psh.

        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 2:53pm
        • What an amazing story.

          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:02pm
          • I certainly think it applies to the topic. Besides, I'm tired of guys whining about girls having 'smelly' pussies. Sure, if the pussy is ACTUALLY dirty, whine and back away. However, there is nothing offensive about the smell of a clean pussy. In fact, it smells a lot more pleasant than balls in my opinion.

            Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 5:03pm
        • youre definitely a nasty fat bitch and when he woke up you begged for it but he ran as quick as he could when he saw you sober, and what an amazing story

          Submitted by youthanize on Jan 17, 11 at 11:25pm
          • Just wondering how you'd know?

            Submitted by mirabyalle on Jan 19, 11 at 6:24pm
            • I just think that it's dumb to assume that because two people were having sex that either is a slut. Liking sex is not the same as sleeping around. That was my only point.

              Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 19, 11 at 8:52pm