Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
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Poor girl. I'll throw you a pity fuck for your sanitys sake if you'd like.
sickening, fat chicks are sickening.
Wow, what a nice offer (:
Sounds more like an FML format than a legit text.
dont feel bad, my friend did the exact same thing haha
Oh man, that kind of happened to me. But it was only two months. I had just gained alot of weight quickly too.
And don't be rude, you guys. What if she was three months pregnant? She referenced her belly being larger. It was a stretch, but it's better safe than sorry.
Why would you take a pregnancy test if you hadn't been with anyone in 3 months....?
I second that
If you needed a pregnancy test, how about an sti check to?
um hello "which is clearly making me crazy."
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