1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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