He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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More importantly, did the smell make you want to lie back and open wide?
On a serious note: see how closely attraction and desire are hooked to duty and fear? This person wants to enjoy a moment, but the same olfactory system that should be helping things along, instead got hijacked to "things you're doing wrong" for $200, Alec.