We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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K town chicks are easier than breathing! fucking whores!! :)
I insist that my friends and I will be the Golden Girls... Except without ex or deceased husbands- basically spinster-cougars that bond in the kitchen... Likely not over cheesecake. :)
fuck you 10:48.
golden girls is classic television asshole.
HAHA Golden Girls. Nice.
Drugs are FANTASTIC sometimes. =]
If it wasn't for drugs, this site wouldn't be NEARLY as funny.
The texts are mostly replies to an original message which probably goes like this-
"I think I dropped 4 last night, and then drank a goon bag- at least that's how much I remember, what happened AFTER that, and when did I get a fucking tattoo?"
And then the designated sober-ISH friend replies, and there you have 70% of all entries.
Druggies with vaginas like wizard sleeves. Sounds like a good time.
yes that is definitely considered a golden shower i cant believe you would even need to ask that
haha golden girls like the k town cheerleader/dance things maybe?
If you take a shower w/ Bea Arthur is that considered a "Golden Shower?"
hahahaha. thats funny... 9:48 most people at least know what the fuck gg IS, doesnt mean they watch it. thats why people can appreciate this
208: your my hero
10:26 John lajioe ftw!!!
So you're essentially fat druggies that no one gives a crap about? Got it.
So u guys r the " golden whores " easy as pie !!
r u old like the golden girls because that would make this amazingly hilarious
I was actually watching golden girls while I read this. I watch it while I clean.
drugs helped me more then any person could have.
gg=coke. love itttttttttt
I will ban you from tfln, drugs are bad mmk and you noobs need to learn how to be independant
^^^^^ :D and i love this. I have def been quoted saying something such as this as well. But which one are you? Dorothy, Blanche or Rose?
no one who goes on TFLN watches the golden girls, get this shit outta here
If you're in the Kansas City area, just grab some Cheesecake Factory. Problem solved.