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  • K town chicks are easier than breathing! fucking whores!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:37am
  • First!!111oNEoneoneone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I insist that my friends and I will be the Golden Girls... Except without ex or deceased husbands- basically spinster-cougars that bond in the kitchen... Likely not over cheesecake. :)

    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 12:39am
  • fuck you 10:48. golden girls is classic television asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • HAHA Golden Girls. Nice. Drugs are FANTASTIC sometimes. =] If it wasn't for drugs, this site wouldn't be NEARLY as funny. The texts are mostly replies to an original message which probably goes like this- "I think I dropped 4 last night, and then drank a goon bag- at least that's how much I remember, what happened AFTER that, and when did I get a fucking tattoo?" And then the designated sober-ISH friend replies, and there you have 70% of all entries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:24am
  • yes that is definitely considered a golden shower i cant believe you would even need to ask that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:53am
  • Druggies with vaginas like wizard sleeves. Sounds like a good time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:52am
  • haha golden girls like the k town cheerleader/dance things maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:20am
  • If you take a shower w/ Bea Arthur is that considered a "Golden Shower?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15am
  • <3

    Submitted by KMK420 on Mar 6, 10 at 10:53pm
  • hahahaha. thats funny... 9:48 most people at least know what the fuck gg IS, doesnt mean they watch it. thats why people can appreciate this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 208: your my hero

    Submitted by thatonekid13 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:24pm
  • 10:26 John lajioe ftw!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:08am
  • So you're essentially fat druggies that no one gives a crap about? Got it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:27am
  • Mizzou cheerleaders?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:02am
  • So u guys r the " golden whores " easy as pie !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:46am
  • I was actually watching golden girls while I read this. I watch it while I clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:41pm
  • r u old like the golden girls because that would make this amazingly hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • drugs helped me more then any person could have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm
  • gg=coke. love itttttttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41pm
  • I will ban you from tfln, drugs are bad mmk and you noobs need to learn how to be independant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:35pm
  • ^^^^^ :D and i love this. I have def been quoted saying something such as this as well. But which one are you? Dorothy, Blanche or Rose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:25pm
  • no one who goes on TFLN watches the golden girls, get this shit outta here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:48pm
  • If you're in the Kansas City area, just grab some Cheesecake Factory. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:08am