So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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