i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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