Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Genitals aren't really meant to be judged as "pretty" or "ugly," but hey, good for you.
This text is a lie because I fucked that guy and he said I had the most beautiful looking vulva
5:13 you stole the words from my mouth
At least he called it a vulva and not a vagina.
I've got a 1981 vulva stationwagon
Charles Rutherford says: nothing scarrier than a loaded gunt
7:02 must be a virgin if he still believes the jokes about fishy vaginas.
Sounds like something a serial killer would say before he got really crazy and killed you.
She had the nicest tits I ever saw...on a human being
That's a weird way of saying it, but whatever.
I'm dripping wet thnkn about ur hot gooball surprise
he was probably looking at her bunghole
Nice Roast Beef Curtains!
Charles Rutherford says: there is only one Charles Rutherford! Bow to ur maker!
I jerk off all day!
-Dr. Alfred Noise Water
Why do guys criticize the appearance of vaginas when dicks are not any better, if not worse?
It was the most beautiful vulva he'd ever seen, and on a possibly related side-note, the only one he'd ever seen.
The worst part is he was looking at her asshole.
Wouldn't you love it better with a flat stomach and some nice fat vagina lips
jeff says: charles you have the most beautiful nutsack
U can't call that a vulva it's a busted ravioli
5:44 missed the point
Charles Rutherford says: your vulva stinks when it's wet!
@8:13 -- lovely vulva my ass
Haha 8:14, my thoughts EXACTLY.
Oh, I get it! I'm a fucking douchebag!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Post a link to the most beautiful vulva, and we (guys and gals) will be the judge.
Sorry I meant 9:29 not 9:21
No pole here... Hope you don't mind your vulva turning into cannon fodder.
Can't you say cunt on tfln now?
I would have passionate sex with jeff
I disagree, 5:14. I think the spectrum is more Offensive vs. Inoffensive. I had a boyfriend with a dick like a shriveled version of Gonzo's nose! That is one ugly cock!
Charles Rutherford never drives his mothers Vulva!
Lol jk.... Alright guys, the gunt is a bulge of fat on in betwine the waist and genital area... Not so much a gut, or a cunt, but a gunt.
Charles Rutherford says: Imposters, everywhere!!!
^^ that would be your uvula
I think vaginas look nice, never criticized one but I've never called one a beautiful vulva.
guys dont use the word vulva and also i disagree with all of the people who say all are equally ugly. some look just fucked up and weird whereas some are lovely... like mine
@ 6:28 I was thinking the same thing
oh...and ewww...that word should never be said out loud, lol
That's what I call a fuup fat up ur pussy or a front butt
@9:21... You pee through your urethra. The vulva is the visible opening to the vaginal canal aka vagina.
It's that thing u pee with
October 30, 2009 3:32AM, if your adolescent mind was so deep in the gutter with your delinquincies and thoughts of fondling your mothers breasts, you wouldn't insist on imitiating other individuals online for your personal gratification. Proving, you children are silly.
- Dr. Alfred Noise Water
he's a liar....all vulva just look like mounds of meat covered with flaps of meat. All are ugly, some are more ugly, but none are beautiful
Wow this sounds like something my douchey ex fience' would say with his obsessions with how beautiful women parts are.
Oh I get it! She/he is hitting on me!
Oh I get it! It's funny because most people would never refer to a vulva as "beautiful"!
Charles Rutherford says: says it used to be the most beautiful vulva until she crashed into a pole
I knew this information guys haha I was jk about the "gunt is misspelled cunt" statement. But thanks anyways broskies
Oh look you can. Cunt cunt cunt cuntily cunt cunt. Nice cunt. Looks like a chewed mango.
BOYS HAVE PENISES AND GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS
Charles Rutherford thinks Dale Earnhardt was driving a Vulva that terrible day when Al Queda killed him
I wish I had a little pot belly.
7:15 If waxed equals clean in your book. Well, you don't know shit about cleanliness.
Vulva is much more tactful than camel-toe
you children are silly
- Dr. Alfred Noise Water
Uvula is in your throat dumb ass, their talking about the vag
1:14 I'll flip you around and slam your tight ass
using your gunt as a handle !
I'll bet he meant VOLVO !!!
9:23 lmfaoooooooo win :)
It took Dr. Alfred Noise Water over ten minutes to write two sentences. Thanks for letting us know how slow you are Doc.
Charles Rutherford says: u must check under the hood first and sniff the tail-pipe.
Charles Rutherford says: you should wash and wax your vulva so it doesn't look dirty
10.28 not quite a gut, not quite a cunt. And not attractive.
Charles Rutherford says: ur mitt looks like a fucking wet phonebook with gnats flying around it, please don't kid urself.
Charles Rutherford believes she means the car nit her vagina
Nothings better than a girl's screams as you pound her cervix
My whip is a 2001 vulva s80 :)
Ugh jeff and creepy, get a room.
Isn't ur vulva in ur throat?
8:13 Some guys use the anatomically correct terms. Just because they guys you know don't doesn't speak for all men.
@6:25 --- yeah! Post a link. I doubt this is true, however. I think the OP is dreaming and has piss flaps that flop down near her knees
I bet he said that as he was thinking to himself how foul it smelled
Gunt is a misspelled version of cunt.
lmfao dude idk whats funnier, jeffs sarcastic analysis of each text or the people who are so pissed at him that they fake his shit
Charles Rutherford is a vulva.
I'm imagining that he speaks with a poncey Hugh Grant accent too.
Charles Rutherford says: you must be a member of Al Queda!
Isn't a vulva part of ur throat?
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
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Get a clue 11:28 & read the 10 previous explanations of what a gunt is.
Vulva - it's boxy, but it's safe.