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  • Genitals aren't really meant to be judged as "pretty" or "ugly," but hey, good for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I've got a 1981 vulva stationwagon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:30pm
  • This text is a lie because I fucked that guy and he said I had the most beautiful looking vulva

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:37pm
  • At least he called it a vulva and not a vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 5:13 you stole the words from my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: nothing scarrier than a loaded gunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:32am
  • 7:02 must be a virgin if he still believes the jokes about fishy vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:06pm
  • That's a weird way of saying it, but whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:23pm
  • She had the nicest tits I ever saw...on a human being

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I'm dripping wet thnkn about ur hot gooball surprise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:38am
  • Sounds like something a serial killer would say before he got really crazy and killed you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:33am
  • Why do guys criticize the appearance of vaginas when dicks are not any better, if not worse?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:03pm
  • It was the most beautiful vulva he'd ever seen, and on a possibly related side-note, the only one he'd ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I jerk off all day! -Dr. Alfred Noise Water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:32am
  • Wouldn't you love it better with a flat stomach and some nice fat vagina lips

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:25am
  • Charles Rutherford says: there is only one Charles Rutherford! Bow to ur maker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Nice Roast Beef Curtains!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:45pm
  • 5:44 missed the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:54pm
  • he was probably looking at her bunghole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:35pm
  • U can't call that a vulva it's a busted ravioli

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Can't you say cunt on tfln now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49pm
  • jeff says: charles you have the most beautiful nutsack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:06pm
  • The worst part is he was looking at her asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:44am
  • Charles Rutherford says: your vulva stinks when it's wet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:33am
  • I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:43pm
  • guys dont use the word vulva and also i disagree with all of the people who say all are equally ugly. some look just fucked up and weird whereas some are lovely... like mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Oh, I get it! I'm a fucking douchebag! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:21am
  • Haha 8:14, my thoughts EXACTLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:17pm
  • @8:13 -- lovely vulva my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Post a link to the most beautiful vulva, and we (guys and gals) will be the judge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Sorry I meant 9:29 not 9:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I disagree, 5:14. I think the spectrum is more Offensive vs. Inoffensive. I had a boyfriend with a dick like a shriveled version of Gonzo's nose! That is one ugly cock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I would have passionate sex with jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:01pm
  • @ 6:28 I was thinking the same thing oh...and ewww...that word should never be said out loud, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:51pm
  • ^^ that would be your uvula

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Lol jk.... Alright guys, the gunt is a bulge of fat on in betwine the waist and genital area... Not so much a gut, or a cunt, but a gunt. -Tommy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • I think vaginas look nice, never criticized one but I've never called one a beautiful vulva.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:17pm
  • No pole here... Hope you don't mind your vulva turning into cannon fodder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:54pm
  • That's what I call a fuup fat up ur pussy or a front butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:52am
  • Wow this sounds like something my douchey ex fience' would say with his obsessions with how beautiful women parts are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:17am
  • Charles Rutherford thinks Dale Earnhardt was driving a Vulva that terrible day when Al Queda killed him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: Imposters, everywhere!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:21pm
  • BOYS HAVE PENISES AND GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:40am
  • @9:21... You pee through your urethra. The vulva is the visible opening to the vaginal canal aka vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:28pm
  • It's that thing u pee with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Charles Rutherford never drives his mothers Vulva!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:23pm
  • he's a liar....all vulva just look like mounds of meat covered with flaps of meat. All are ugly, some are more ugly, but none are beautiful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:36pm
  • I knew this information guys haha I was jk about the "gunt is misspelled cunt" statement. But thanks anyways broskies -Tommy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:45am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because most people would never refer to a vulva as "beautiful"! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: says it used to be the most beautiful vulva until she crashed into a pole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Oh I get it! She/he is hitting on me! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:02pm
  • 7:15 If waxed equals clean in your book. Well, you don't know shit about cleanliness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:23pm
  • October 30, 2009 3:32AM, if your adolescent mind was so deep in the gutter with your delinquincies and thoughts of fondling your mothers breasts, you wouldn't insist on imitiating other individuals online for your personal gratification. Proving, you children are silly. - Dr. Alfred Noise Water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:46am
  • Vulva is much more tactful than camel-toe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:23am
  • you children are silly - Dr. Alfred Noise Water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:26am
  • Oh look you can. Cunt cunt cunt cuntily cunt cunt. Nice cunt. Looks like a chewed mango.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:50pm
  • 1:14 I'll flip you around and slam your tight ass using your gunt as a handle !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Uvula is in your throat dumb ass, their talking about the vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I wish I had a little pot belly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:00am
  • 9:23 lmfaoooooooo win :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:53pm
  • I'll bet he meant VOLVO !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: u must check under the hood first and sniff the tail-pipe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: you should wash and wax your vulva so it doesn't look dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:15pm
  • It took Dr. Alfred Noise Water over ten minutes to write two sentences. Thanks for letting us know how slow you are Doc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:14am
  • Charles Rutherford believes she means the car nit her vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 10.28 not quite a gut, not quite a cunt. And not attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Nothings better than a girl's screams as you pound her cervix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:49am
  • Charles Rutherford says: ur mitt looks like a fucking wet phonebook with gnats flying around it, please don't kid urself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:13pm
  • @6:25 --- yeah! Post a link. I doubt this is true, however. I think the OP is dreaming and has piss flaps that flop down near her knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Ugh jeff and creepy, get a room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:03pm
  • My whip is a 2001 vulva s80 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Isn't ur vulva in ur throat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I'm imagining that he speaks with a poncey Hugh Grant accent too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:25am
  • 8:13 Some guys use the anatomically correct terms. Just because they guys you know don't doesn't speak for all men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I bet he said that as he was thinking to himself how foul it smelled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Charles Rutherford is a vulva.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Gunt is a misspelled version of cunt. -Tommy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:33am
  • Isn't a vulva part of ur throat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm
  • lmfao dude idk whats funnier, jeffs sarcastic analysis of each text or the people who are so pissed at him that they fake his shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: you must be a member of Al Queda!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:40pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Get a clue 11:28 & read the 10 previous explanations of what a gunt is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:34am
  • Vulva - it's boxy, but it's safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:51pm