I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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