You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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For some reason I spit out my water laughing at this. Fuck you, 646, now I have water all over my keyboard.
Someone "trying" to be funny in front of a chick so she would think he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!!
Hamburger helper dickhead!
I'm going to cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.
someone keeps posting:
Catchy Phrase / Time of Poster / Catchy Phrase
Ditto 803, except there is no 646
Your next pot of coffee is going to be ..... Interesting, a beefy bold flavor....
Yes, my son
A Boner is nothing to be ashamed of.
Let's see yours.
I wanna see what my daughters been stroking....
4:51, is uh boner one of them?
we are two wild and crazy guys!
Insert a type of food for X.
Insert for Y some ridiculous appliance that no one would ever reasonably use to make X.
Just be creative! Your text will make it on here. Guaranteed!
Yea, we get it....college life is tough.....blah,blah,blah......
My boyfriend has made ramen in a coffee pot before - when you live in a dorm with no kitchen and the dining hall sucks, you work with what you've got.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEEFARONI TRYS TO MAKE MR COFFEE MACHINE IN YOU!!!!!!!
Ahh so sick of these like this isn't even a text from last night that you shouldn't have sent
Thats what she said.
Boys have a Penis
Girls have a Va-gine-na