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  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    For some reason I spit out my water laughing at this. Fuck you, 646, now I have water all over my keyboard.

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:42am

    4:92 Hamburger helper dickhead!

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:08pm

    Either- Amateur Night or Someone "trying" to be funny in front of a chick so she would think he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!!

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:16pm

    someone keeps posting: Catchy Phrase / Time of Poster / Catchy Phrase

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:57pm

    4:54 Yes, my son A Boner is nothing to be ashamed of. Let's see yours. I wanna see what my daughters been stroking....

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:28pm

    Ditto 803, except there is no 646

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 4, 10 at 7:42pm

    Your next pot of coffee is going to be ..... Interesting, a beefy bold flavor....

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:56pm

    My boyfriend has made ramen in a coffee pot before - when you live in a dorm with no kitchen and the dining hall sucks, you work with what you've got.

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:54pm

    4:51, is uh boner one of them?

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:05pm

    I'm going to cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:10pm

    we are two wild and crazy guys!

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:21pm

    Thats what she said.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:50pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEEFARONI TRYS TO MAKE MR COFFEE MACHINE IN YOU!!!!!!!

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:08pm

    Insert a type of food for X. Insert for Y some ridiculous appliance that no one would ever reasonably use to make X. Just be creative! Your text will make it on here. Guaranteed!

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:00pm

    4:56 Yea, we get it....college life is tough.....blah,blah,blah......

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm

    Ahh so sick of these like this isn't even a text from last night that you shouldn't have sent

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:51pm

    4:41 Boys have a Penis Girls have a Va-gine-na