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  • For some reason I spit out my water laughing at this. Fuck you, 646, now I have water all over my keyboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:03pm
  • I'm going to cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Either- Amateur Night or Someone "trying" to be funny in front of a chick so she would think he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:08pm
  • 4:92 Hamburger helper dickhead!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:42am
  • Ditto 803, except there is no 646

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:28pm
  • someone keeps posting: Catchy Phrase / Time of Poster / Catchy Phrase

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Your next pot of coffee is going to be ..... Interesting, a beefy bold flavor....

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 4, 10 at 7:42pm
  • 4:54 Yes, my son A Boner is nothing to be ashamed of. Let's see yours. I wanna see what my daughters been stroking....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:57pm
  • we are two wild and crazy guys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:10pm
  • 4:51, is uh boner one of them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:54pm
  • 4:56 Yea, we get it....college life is tough.....blah,blah,blah......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:00pm
  • My boyfriend has made ramen in a coffee pot before - when you live in a dorm with no kitchen and the dining hall sucks, you work with what you've got.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Insert a type of food for X. Insert for Y some ridiculous appliance that no one would ever reasonably use to make X. Just be creative! Your text will make it on here. Guaranteed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Thats what she said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Ahh so sick of these like this isn't even a text from last night that you shouldn't have sent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEEFARONI TRYS TO MAKE MR COFFEE MACHINE IN YOU!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:50pm
  • 4:41 Boys have a Penis Girls have a Va-gine-na

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:51pm