I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think i have herpe
just one?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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