That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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