Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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I love the smell of diamonds. Wait, what the hell? I thought diamonds naturally smelled of sulfur, alcohol and small bits of rotted away liver?
Lmao. You are a god.
Um... Chances are, this was acwoman. Women secretly think farts ate funny around other women.
douchebag -- let out a ripper. You're a man, the world is your toilet. You can fart anywhere you feel like. Just keep some TP close by -- you can't always trust a beer fart
youre a fucking disgrace to new york. fucktards.
Cropdusting is like the guy version of trimming a tree
Crop-dusting in crowded places is always hilarious.
I'm a girl and let me tell you..ripping ass is hilarious. It's natural. Stop freaking the fuck put, guys, when girls do it.
bridal dept in tiffany's....how do we know it wasn't some broad dusting the crops?