Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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Um... Chances are, this was acwoman. Women secretly think farts ate funny around other women.
I love the smell of diamonds. Wait, what the hell? I thought diamonds naturally smelled of sulfur, alcohol and small bits of rotted away liver?
Lmao. You are a god.
douchebag -- let out a ripper. You're a man, the world is your toilet. You can fart anywhere you feel like. Just keep some TP close by -- you can't always trust a beer fart
youre a fucking disgrace to new york. fucktards.
Cropdusting is like the guy version of trimming a tree
Crop-dusting in crowded places is always hilarious.
bridal dept in tiffany's....how do we know it wasn't some broad dusting the crops?
I'm a girl and let me tell you..ripping ass is hilarious. It's natural. Stop freaking the fuck put, guys, when girls do it.