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  • 83 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14am

    Ya I remember how good a handjob didn't feel

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:30am

    Anytime is a good time for an HJ

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:01pm

    In Soviet Russia, president give YOU handjob.

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm

    Needless to say you owned 10:56. Needless to say there is nothing wrong with a handjob. While driving it is better than a BJ, just my two cents

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:39pm

    Did u fantasize about Obama? I masturbate with my sock monkey that say change on his ass

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:54am

    Give me a handjob, while your at might as well just suck it.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:49am

    Obama! Damn terrorist! Dey took er erbs!!!

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:22am

    It's a handjob, what's weird about it?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19am

    handjob is a man's job. step up your game bitch

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:08pm

    Why the fuck is this site turning into MLIA with all the "needless to say"s? Where are the actual texts from last night?!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:58pm

    Fuck you, if it's needless to say then don't say it!

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:08pm

    needless to say, needless to say is indeed needless to say. so why the fuck do some many retards say 'needless to say'? Proof that abortions should be free and available to any bitch

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:11am

    Obama is a cocksucker.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:27am

    Its only weird if she is a republican>

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:58pm

    10:56, i say 'needless to say' in texts often. then again, i'm smarter than your average texter. needless to say, you're an asshole.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:12am

    I could only get off to the presidential address if Obama was in the middle of his weekly baby-raping ritual while giving his speech.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:18pm

    butt is to vagina, as hand job is to blow job. just a change of pace when you feel like something different

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:00pm

    sometimes boys its handjob or nojob.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:31pm

    Patriotism at it's finest.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:57am

    Maybe it wouldn't have been as weird if you gave him a bj orrrrrrrr...had the ever popular sex.

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:55am

    Um yeah 10:22 the handjob IS the weird part. What is this, 9th grade? -Emily

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:45pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:31pm

    909 you never cease to amaze me. Losers!

  • 48 55
    Submitted by ars12 on Apr 6, 11 at 4:26pm

    im also from 909. and since you were watching the presidential address, you might have been in my government class. LOL

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:00pm

    151 you can calm down with all the "likes" ...

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:37pm

    or, yes HE came, rather. hopefully for him. hope he wasn't watching Obama the whole time. now THAT's weird.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:45am

    Fuck Obama and all the morons who voted for him.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:41pm

    Kept me awake at least

  • 33 37
    Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 15, 11 at 4:29pm

    We need jobs !

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:42pm

    Well said, 2:08. Couldn't agree more.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:41am

    He's got a crush on Obama?