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  • Did u fantasize about Obama? I masturbate with my sock monkey that say change on his ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ya I remember how good a handjob didn't feel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14am
  • handjob is a man's job. step up your game bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19am
  • Anytime is a good time for an HJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:30am
  • It's a handjob, what's weird about it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:22am
  • In Soviet Russia, president give YOU handjob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Needless to say you owned 10:56. Needless to say there is nothing wrong with a handjob. While driving it is better than a BJ, just my two cents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
  • I could only get off to the presidential address if Obama was in the middle of his weekly baby-raping ritual while giving his speech.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:12am
  • Give me a handjob, while your at might as well just suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:54am
  • Its only weird if she is a republican>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:27am
  • Obama is a cocksucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:11am
  • Patriotism at it's finest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Obama! Damn terrorist! Dey took er erbs!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:49am
  • sometimes boys its handjob or nojob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Fuck you, if it's needless to say then don't say it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:58pm
  • 151 you can calm down with all the "likes" ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:00pm
  • 909 you never cease to amaze me. Losers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Why the fuck is this site turning into MLIA with all the "needless to say"s? Where are the actual texts from last night?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:08pm
  • butt is to vagina, as hand job is to blow job. just a change of pace when you feel like something different

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:18pm
  • 10:56, i say 'needless to say' in texts often. then again, i'm smarter than your average texter. needless to say, you're an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Well said, 2:08. Couldn't agree more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:42pm
  • needless to say, needless to say is indeed needless to say. so why the fuck do some many retards say 'needless to say'? Proof that abortions should be free and available to any bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Um yeah 10:22 the handjob IS the weird part. What is this, 9th grade? -Emily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:55am
  • Maybe it wouldn't have been as weird if you gave him a bj orrrrrrrr...had the ever popular sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:57am
  • Fuck Obama and all the morons who voted for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:45am
  • He's got a crush on Obama?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:41am
  • or, yes HE came, rather. hopefully for him. hope he wasn't watching Obama the whole time. now THAT's weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Kept me awake at least

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:41pm
  • We need jobs !

    Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 15, 11 at 4:29pm
  • im also from 909. and since you were watching the presidential address, you might have been in my government class. LOL

    Submitted by ars12 on Apr 6, 11 at 4:26pm