What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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