cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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