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  • 83 40
    Submitted by sidman on Feb 9, 11 at 4:47pm

    As oposed to the new fashion penis with bumps and swirls. and all those bells and wistles.

  • 79 50
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 9, 11 at 5:40pm

    im still trying to figure out how to set mine ti vibrate

  • 71 48
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Feb 9, 11 at 9:20pm

    Does it have a monacle and a Clark Gable mustache?

  • 53 48
    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 9, 11 at 11:41pm

    I kinda get what shes saying but why would u ever tell him that!?

  • 52 50
    Submitted by bigO187 on Feb 10, 11 at 9:55am

    It must have some kick ass sideburns

  • 48 51
    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 10, 11 at 10:06am

    eww that means old balls too

  • 54 68
    Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 10, 11 at 9:03am

    Uncircumsized perhaps?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 9, 11 at 3:02pm

    Perhaps....Zach, suck and old fashioned penis no first here

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Gee_eye_joseph on Feb 9, 11 at 8:44pm

    @sidman ahmazing lol