i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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