He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I would beat that fucker to death with my helmet
It's pretty obvious that you missed him. You're still alive to write that text, right?
And a potential lawsuit
I'm a motorcyclist, and that dude is an idiot who deserves to be arrested. (Oh, and the hammer is called Mjöllnir.)