had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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