Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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