i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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Thank you for your appreciation of Wegmans. Greatest store ever
mary jane is my main thang
you will burn in hell for stealing such precious items from wegmans...have fun asshole
dude. i'm so jealous that you're so close to a wegmans. they should be international. that's all.
As sad as this is, it's also pretty fucking awesome. How exactly did you get a 40 inch cake into the bathroom with no one seeing you?
12:07 shut the fuck up.
i love how this kid totally made this shit up. what a tool, there is no way any of that shit ever happened.
The times i've stolen food high haha...oh the memories.
dsw is located next to the wegmans referred to in this text, ass hole.
hahahaha wegmans is heaven on earth. i miss it every time i go back to school out of state....but i can't even imagine what being high there would be like. i'd probably literally think i died and went to heaven
wegmans is the best. danny wegman is the best man ever the end
wegmans is the best, ever
we did the same thing with fried chicken from publix =)
6:35, you've obviously never smoked weed, because when you're high and have the munchies, no amount of food is enough.
that would be an awesome plan. it would be a great adventure while high
you are lucky wegmans is a very clean place...however it's still disturbing that you ate in a public restroom...you need help!
Sounds like bullshit, not even all that funny really.
Shit gross man
stealing shoes from dsw? white trash
the strangest shit sounds good when ur high...
I can just imagine some dude in a bathroom stall, sitting on the shitter, eating a chicken leg with frosting all over his face.
Can't stop laughing.
2 57 wayyy back there, could you shut the fuck up please you fucking loser
did you go to dsw and steal some shoes after that?
was the chicken cooked?
stole a pie from walmart(:
lolololololololol....................lolololol yea mayne
Hahaha this made my day
babeee dropp the 40 inches of cake && showw me ur 8 incherr plzz ;)
what an awesome night...
bahaha hotmess of the century
hahahaahah god dammit. mother fucker.
fuck me hard please.. your probably really hot
Maybe if you're broke you should save your money for food rather than drugs & your cel phone bill .... I'm just sayin!
While a 40 inch sheet cake does seem pretty big to be inconspicuous, I definitely don't think this happening is impossible 6:41. People do crazy shit when they're high.
I LAUGHED SO HARD IMAGINING THIS HAHAAHAHAHAHA
this has to be the mt laurel/moorestown wegmans
This is probably my favorite text on this site so far!
Actually, 1:53 is right, 12:07. You sound like a dumbass skank and you need to learn to type correctly and not like one of those 270-pound scene wannabe girls. Seriously. That's how they type.
How did you eat a whole sheet cake and a whole roast chicken by yourself? Fatty is fat.
i fucking love wegmans.
roasted chicken from wegmans is usually cooked, genius.
Someone stole an entire canoe from a sporting goods store a few years ago by just picking it up and slowly walking it out like nothing was happening (and nobody payed attention)-- a 40" sheet cake doesn't surprise me in the least.
Did you eat all of it without getting sick? If so, kudos!
This is grreat.
But that canoe,, i would have payed money to see that.
Hell i would have payed money to see this too:)
manalapan wegmans is my home
I'm pro re-legalization and all, but if you're broke, maybe you shouldn't be gettin' high.
(Of course, most pot smokin' folks have friends who will smoke em out when they're down and out. In that case, just be sure to buy a chicken and a sheet cake for a homeless dude some time, lol.)
this is the funniest thing i ever read
So your the reason i had to clean up the cake and chicken in the bathroom??
HAHAHA what the fuck
omg this person is my soul mate!
.... since youre 856 ..im pretty sure i work in that store. cherry hill? i would love to know if this is really true.
Haha I work at that wegmans bakery in Cherry hill too. This probably didn't happen but I still think it's hilarious!!!
Agh I live in Orlando Fla.. Just saw this post.. Originally from Rochester Ny omg Wegmans!! :(
Hahahah. 716 wegmans are boring
pics or it didn't happen.
Cherry hill... I work at the best buy next door. You've inspired my next Lunch break
also one in cherry hill..
i totally work at that wegmans too
umm i work in the CH wegmans bakery you "stole" the cake from. you would never get away with it.
dear person, ive worked at wegmans for like a year and i have to say, you are my new fucking hero. love, your wegmans emplyee near u :) <3333
HAHAHAHAHAAH i laughed my ass off when i read this. love it!
Umm I did the same thing in the Pitsford Wegmans on St.Pattys. Except with sushi, pizza, and a sub...
love..... wegmans.... and no, this is not impossible.. you can pretty much eat whatever you want while you are in the store and it is so freaking busy that you wont be discovered
wegmans aka new york wegmans?
hahaha Either my cousin sent this in, or you both had a very similar experience at a Wegmans!