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  • Thank you for your appreciation of Wegmans. Greatest store ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:30am
  • mary jane is my main thang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:49pm
  • you will burn in hell for stealing such precious items from wegmans...have fun asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am
  • dude. i'm so jealous that you're so close to a wegmans. they should be international. that's all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:21am
  • As sad as this is, it's also pretty fucking awesome. How exactly did you get a 40 inch cake into the bathroom with no one seeing you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23am
  • 12:07 shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53am
  • i love how this kid totally made this shit up. what a tool, there is no way any of that shit ever happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:41am
  • The times i've stolen food high haha...oh the memories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:28am
  • dsw is located next to the wegmans referred to in this text, ass hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:40pm
  • hahahaha wegmans is heaven on earth. i miss it every time i go back to school out of state....but i can't even imagine what being high there would be like. i'd probably literally think i died and went to heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:33pm
  • wegmans is the best. danny wegman is the best man ever the end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:32pm
  • wegmans is the best, ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:22am
  • lmaooo ! we did the same thing with fried chicken from publix =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:33am
  • 6:35, you've obviously never smoked weed, because when you're high and have the munchies, no amount of food is enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55am
  • that would be an awesome plan. it would be a great adventure while high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:51am
  • you are lucky wegmans is a very clean place...however it's still disturbing that you ate in a public restroom...you need help!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Sounds like bullshit, not even all that funny really. Shit gross man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:25am
  • stealing shoes from dsw? white trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54pm
  • the strangest shit sounds good when ur high...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:13am
  • I can just imagine some dude in a bathroom stall, sitting on the shitter, eating a chicken leg with frosting all over his face. Can't stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 2 57 wayyy back there, could you shut the fuck up please you fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:51pm
  • did you go to dsw and steal some shoes after that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:10am
  • was the chicken cooked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:09am
  • stole a pie from walmart(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:38am
  • lolololololololol....................lolololol yea mayne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:42pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 5:39am
  • Hahaha this made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:51pm
  • babeee dropp the 40 inches of cake && showw me ur 8 incherr plzz ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:07am
  • what an awesome night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:58am
  • bahaha hotmess of the century

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:10am
  • hahahaahah god dammit. mother fucker. fuck me hard please.. your probably really hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:40am
  • Maybe if you're broke you should save your money for food rather than drugs & your cel phone bill .... I'm just sayin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:50pm
  • While a 40 inch sheet cake does seem pretty big to be inconspicuous, I definitely don't think this happening is impossible 6:41. People do crazy shit when they're high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:27am
  • I LAUGHED SO HARD IMAGINING THIS HAHAAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:17am
  • this has to be the mt laurel/moorestown wegmans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:39am
  • This is probably my favorite text on this site so far!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Actually, 1:53 is right, 12:07. You sound like a dumbass skank and you need to learn to type correctly and not like one of those 270-pound scene wannabe girls. Seriously. That's how they type.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27pm
  • How did you eat a whole sheet cake and a whole roast chicken by yourself? Fatty is fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:35pm
  • i fucking love wegmans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:38am
  • roasted chicken from wegmans is usually cooked, genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:27am
  • lol- awesome. Someone stole an entire canoe from a sporting goods store a few years ago by just picking it up and slowly walking it out like nothing was happening (and nobody payed attention)-- a 40" sheet cake doesn't surprise me in the least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Did you eat all of it without getting sick? If so, kudos!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:17am
  • Lmao This is grreat. But that canoe,, i would have payed money to see that. Hell i would have payed money to see this too:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm
  • manalapan wegmans is my home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I'm pro re-legalization and all, but if you're broke, maybe you shouldn't be gettin' high. (Of course, most pot smokin' folks have friends who will smoke em out when they're down and out. In that case, just be sure to buy a chicken and a sheet cake for a homeless dude some time, lol.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:57am
  • this is the funniest thing i ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:13pm
  • So your the reason i had to clean up the cake and chicken in the bathroom??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:05am
  • ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:08pm
  • HAHAHA what the fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:09pm
  • omg this person is my soul mate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:36am
  • Lmao!

    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 16, 11 at 8:16am
  • .... since youre 856 ..im pretty sure i work in that store. cherry hill? i would love to know if this is really true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Haha I work at that wegmans bakery in Cherry hill too. This probably didn't happen but I still think it's hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm
  • Agh I live in Orlando Fla.. Just saw this post.. Originally from Rochester Ny omg Wegmans!! :(

    Submitted by ashstar217 on Jul 7, 11 at 10:29pm
  • Hahahah. 716 wegmans are boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:50am
  • pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Cherry hill... I work at the best buy next door. You've inspired my next Lunch break

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:07pm
  • also one in cherry hill..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:10am
  • i totally work at that wegmans too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:09pm
  • umm i work in the CH wegmans bakery you "stole" the cake from. you would never get away with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:38pm
  • dear person, ive worked at wegmans for like a year and i have to say, you are my new fucking hero. love, your wegmans emplyee near u :) <3333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:37pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAAH i laughed my ass off when i read this. love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Umm I did the same thing in the Pitsford Wegmans on St.Pattys. Except with sushi, pizza, and a sub...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29am
  • love..... wegmans.... and no, this is not impossible.. you can pretty much eat whatever you want while you are in the store and it is so freaking busy that you wont be discovered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:05pm
  • wegmans aka new york wegmans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:38am
  • hahaha Either my cousin sent this in, or you both had a very similar experience at a Wegmans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:39am