so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
We named our party play list daddy issues
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm both gender and math confused
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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