i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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