Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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