how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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How the hell..... You know what? Nevermind....
You can start by not disclosing that information to anyone. Brainstorm a good story so you don't sound like such a tool.
I'm guessing it'd be somewhere other than your neck. Because i'd love to figure out how you made that one work.
I don't even wanna know how you managed to...nevermind
How...like how did you do that...
Try this: "I'm an idiot"
WTF how do u give urself a hicky
Extremely long neck?
only you justine, only you.
of course. I'm only here for the funny anecdotes.