the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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