My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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