just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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