I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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The cat ate the panties because he thought they were Meow-Mix Seafood Delight.
Do you realize how hard it is to get honey off walls and carpets? Be more careful about where you pour honey. And if you come home alone again, don't eat in your room.