Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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