we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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