gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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