escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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