But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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