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  • You'll never get them back... Your earrings are now part of his Trophy drawer/chest! (you do know every single, sexually active guy has one right?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:25pm
  • You're never going to get them back... Personal experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:56pm
  • creepy...i've definitely sent this same text before... for van cleef and arpels earrings?? call me a slut, but i did what i had to to get them back!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 12:28 Yeah, after they didn't go with any of your play outfits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:01am
  • I always lose just one. There's no telling how many pairs of earings have been ruined bc i lost one in some guy's bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Too late, I already threw them ugly shits away. Slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:28am
  • yeah well even worse is leaving one earring and going back to find the other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:35pm
  • good ol' boston logic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Um, you can just pretend to want to have sex, get to his house, then leave. You are the biggest whore of the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 8:35 story of my life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I've done it for a neclace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • gotta do what you gotta do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:32am
  • i did this last night...\n\nand no i couldnt just ask for them back because he lives too far. im not about to walk there to get them and hes not about to walk to me to give them back... \n\nits okay they are safely back in my possession :)

    Submitted by yeslek9 on Mar 13, 10 at 12:05am
  • Hey no worries-some people make a marriage out of asking for stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:53am
  • haha i definitely know what you're talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Yeah why can't you just ask for them back? Unless this is a lame excuse for wanting to have sex with him again..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:54am
  • Do you know how many pairs of earrings I've lost this way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:22am
  • yes, because asking for them would just be entirely too hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am
  • haahahahaha BEEN THERE. left them at his place, saw him the next day and he was wearing my hoops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Even if you do have sex with him again you still won't get them back...trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:34pm
  • this is probably just a joke, dumbasses. not an especially funny one but i make unfunny jokes like this all the time to my girlfriends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:06pm
  • I thought I'd have to do that, too, but I just broke into his room while there was a party going on and got my earrings back. It's easier than talking to them, if it's awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:43am
  • I use earrings as an excuse...scarves... gloves;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • i've said the exact same thing...but i got mine back! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:25pm
  • hahahaha wowww totally had this incident happen to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I think I got a pair of your earrings too. Call me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Just ask for them back, if he won't give them back he's a douche and you can tell everyone he refuses to give back your earrings so he can feel pretty when he's alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:33am
  • hahahaha been there, done that.... never got the earrings back.. either time... fml.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • oh god, been there before. never did end up getting them back. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Been there

    Submitted by missy917 on Apr 12, 10 at 7:31pm