conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
When are your genitals available?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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