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  • 82 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:36pm

    its impossible for that to happed Li, and cadmium batteries are dry... unless she had it plugged in...

  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:44pm

    lmfaoooooo. "teenage american society"?? more like the teenage nympho american society lol

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:55pm

    if you need to get off that badly, i'm always here for ya

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:11pm

    Don't believe it. Sooooo fake.

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10pm

    that's weird. can't she use the shower water or her hands? i'm a guy, but i know there are safer means to get yourself off

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm

    electrocute v electrocute [iˈlektrəkjuːt] 1 to kill or injure (a person etc) accidentally by electricity The child was electrocuted when he touched an uncovered electric wire.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:18pm

    2:14 you can get electocuted and not die idiot to kill or seriously injure, but a phone can't electrocute you

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:09pm

    at least she was enjoying herself

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:53am

    A girl at my school got a pen stuck up her vag...

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:14pm

    electrocuted means death by electrical charge...she was shocked

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:47pm

    This is what happens when we're in a recession.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm

    OMG...just get a real vibrator!! dumdum.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:50pm

    She's gotta be fucking ugly or a fatty, no way any teenage boy would really turn down sex with a decent looking girl

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:46pm

    to 2:40, it has nothing to do with a resistor.. a resistor doesn't up 7.4v up to 100,000volts. that's a capacitor. cell phones do use capacitors, but the charge they're using is still neglible.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    I feel sorry for her! Either she's too broke to buy toys or too ugly to get laid. Poor girl.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:46pm

    I don't get the whole time line here?

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:45pm

    Let me know if you find my keys.

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:26pm

    Sounds like good ole fashioned PV sex would be safer for this one................or a crash helmet.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20pm

    I was wondering where my baseball bat went...

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:04pm

    I'd like to have her number too. }:-)>

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    e·lec·tro·cute (ĭ-lěk'trə-kyōōt') tr.v. e·lec·tro·cut·ed, e·lec·tro·cut·ing, e·lec·tro·cutes To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity. Death seems to be the only option when your electrocuted... ....Im glad I could make you smarter, 2:18... or should I say... "Idiot"

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:24pm

    no you didn't you dolt, that fucking hotdog story has been around for 50 years

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    how can you be electrocuted by something that takes a battery?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:40pm

    actually you can it just depends on which side of the resistor you are touching just like a stun gun can run off a 9v battery but still put out 100,000 volts.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:17pm

    ^diction fail.. hahahah nice

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:29pm

    A girl in my school had to go to the hospital after she stuck a stick of celery in her vag.... that girl was my best friends little sister.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:18 to electrocute is to kill by electric shock use google, thanks

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    Girlfriend go to spencers or order online!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:34am

    I worked with an attorney who was court appointed to rep a young woman in jail for numerous reasons. We got a call that she got in trouble while in jail for sneaking a cell via her vagina. The call was not from her.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:37pm

    how about you're all idiots because you can't shock someone with a phone.. its running at like 12v DC at max.. probably less since the lithium cells have an output of 7.4v i believe.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:00pm

    She's probably under 18 so buying real toys is much harder. Also her parents are idiots if after the first time they didn't just get her a vibrator. Every teenage girl should have a vibrator.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51pm

    my problem here is: you "just met her"? and this was the first thing she told you? woof.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:36pm

    why the hell did she tell you this? was she proud of it?

  • 43 48
    Submitted by diviave on Jul 6, 10 at 8:52am

    Would 2:31 please shut up? Thanks.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:15pm

    *YAWN* fake. fake fake fake. Did I mention it's fake?

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm

    Somebody send that girl some real sex toys!

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:19am

    Prostitute 654-i agree with 8:47 (recession) and it does happen alot..happened to 4 dif girls at my high school....but...this story ahs went around and around for ages.....my dad told me a variation...but it was a RC Car Motor....no a cell phone....

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    2:32 You're a moron.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:28pm

    @3:11 youre a dumbass, this shit happens OFTEN

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:50pm

    Why cant I find girls that are always horny all the time

    • 44 32
      Submitted by Poemwriter98 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:46am

      We're out there...searching for guys who are too, which seem impossible to find...

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm

    WHere were girls like this 20 years ago? DAMN!

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:28am

    funny, i think i know who you're talking about. or maybe alot of people do that? *shudder

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51pm

    To 2:46: nerd alert! nerd alert!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:40am

    wtf why would you WANT a hotdog up there? sharpies are your friend, kids.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:17pm

    There must be "that girl" in every high school. Girl in 10th grade broke of a hot dog in her snatch. Couldn't eat hot dogs for a month.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:52am

    thats where my basketball is

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:33pm

    231 #2 dumb is spelled with a "b" at the end.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    someone needs to buy this girl a dildo.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by kingbowser on May 3, 12 at 5:31pm

    Shocking

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:12pm

    lol 2:51. i ho pe this girl knows this website

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:20pm

    wow are we really arguing about the principles of batteries? When did tfln get overrun by geeks?

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    2:32 yeah and in my dictionary under " Irony" and "Ignorant" your picture is located

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:55am

    thats what happens when you teach abstonence in schools... and i kno a girl who got a hot dog stuck in her coochie... so i believe this one

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:32pm

    it depends on which dictionary you look it up in you fucking retards