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  • its impossible for that to happed Li, and cadmium batteries are dry... unless she had it plugged in...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:36pm
  • I don't get the whole time line here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:46pm
  • electrocute v electrocute [iˈlektrəkjuːt] 1 to kill or injure (a person etc) accidentally by electricity The child was electrocuted when he touched an uncovered electric wire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Sounds like good ole fashioned PV sex would be safer for this one................or a crash helmet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:26pm
  • electrocuted means death by electrical charge...she was shocked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 2:14 you can get electocuted and not die idiot to kill or seriously injure, but a phone can't electrocute you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:18pm
  • OMG...just get a real vibrator!! dumdum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm
  • e·lec·tro·cute (ĭ-lěk'trə-kyōōt') tr.v. e·lec·tro·cut·ed, e·lec·tro·cut·ing, e·lec·tro·cutes To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity. Death seems to be the only option when your electrocuted... ....Im glad I could make you smarter, 2:18... or should I say... "Idiot"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm
  • that's weird. can't she use the shower water or her hands? i'm a guy, but i know there are safer means to get yourself off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Somebody send that girl some real sex toys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm
  • if you need to get off that badly, i'm always here for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:55pm
  • lmfaoooooo. "teenage american society"?? more like the teenage nympho american society lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:44pm
  • To 2:46: nerd alert! nerd alert!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I worked with an attorney who was court appointed to rep a young woman in jail for numerous reasons. We got a call that she got in trouble while in jail for sneaking a cell via her vagina. The call was not from her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:34am
  • 2:18 to electrocute is to kill by electric shock use google, thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm
  • to 2:40, it has nothing to do with a resistor.. a resistor doesn't up 7.4v up to 100,000volts. that's a capacitor. cell phones do use capacitors, but the charge they're using is still neglible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:46pm
  • at least she was enjoying herself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:09pm
  • There must be "that girl" in every high school. Girl in 10th grade broke of a hot dog in her snatch. Couldn't eat hot dogs for a month.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:17pm
  • I feel sorry for her! Either she's too broke to buy toys or too ugly to get laid. Poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Don't believe it. Sooooo fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:11pm
  • funny, i think i know who you're talking about. or maybe alot of people do that? *shudder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:28am
  • A girl at my school got a pen stuck up her vag...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:53am
  • Let me know if you find my keys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:45pm
  • She's gotta be fucking ugly or a fatty, no way any teenage boy would really turn down sex with a decent looking girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:50pm
  • wtf why would you WANT a hotdog up there? sharpies are your friend, kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:40am
  • This is what happens when we're in a recession.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 2:32 You're a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • actually you can it just depends on which side of the resistor you are touching just like a stun gun can run off a 9v battery but still put out 100,000 volts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:40pm
  • ^diction fail.. hahahah nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Would 2:31 please shut up? Thanks.

    Submitted by diviave on Jul 6, 10 at 8:52am
  • no you didn't you dolt, that fucking hotdog story has been around for 50 years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:24pm
  • how can you be electrocuted by something that takes a battery?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I was wondering where my baseball bat went...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20pm
  • She's probably under 18 so buying real toys is much harder. Also her parents are idiots if after the first time they didn't just get her a vibrator. Every teenage girl should have a vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:00pm
  • how about you're all idiots because you can't shock someone with a phone.. its running at like 12v DC at max.. probably less since the lithium cells have an output of 7.4v i believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I'd like to have her number too. }:-)>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Girlfriend go to spencers or order online!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm
  • WHere were girls like this 20 years ago? DAMN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm
  • *YAWN* fake. fake fake fake. Did I mention it's fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 231 #2 dumb is spelled with a "b" at the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Why cant I find girls that are always horny all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:50pm
    • We're out there...searching for guys who are too, which seem impossible to find...

      Submitted by Poemwriter2014 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:46am
  • why the hell did she tell you this? was she proud of it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Shocking

    Submitted by kingbowser on May 3, 12 at 5:31pm
  • 2:32 yeah and in my dictionary under " Irony" and "Ignorant" your picture is located

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm
  • wow are we really arguing about the principles of batteries? When did tfln get overrun by geeks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:20pm
  • my problem here is: you "just met her"? and this was the first thing she told you? woof.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51pm
  • A girl in my school had to go to the hospital after she stuck a stick of celery in her vag.... that girl was my best friends little sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:29pm
  • someone needs to buy this girl a dildo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm
  • @3:11 youre a dumbass, this shit happens OFTEN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:28pm
  • thats what happens when you teach abstonence in schools... and i kno a girl who got a hot dog stuck in her coochie... so i believe this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:55am
  • lol 2:51. i ho pe this girl knows this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:12pm
  • thats where my basketball is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:52am
  • it depends on which dictionary you look it up in you fucking retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Prostitute 654-i agree with 8:47 (recession) and it does happen alot..happened to 4 dif girls at my high school....but...this story ahs went around and around for ages.....my dad told me a variation...but it was a RC Car Motor....no a cell phone....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:19am
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