i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
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v electrocute [iˈlektrəkjuːt]
1 to kill or injure (a person etc) accidentally by electricity The child was electrocuted when he touched an uncovered electric wire.
To 2:46: nerd alert! nerd alert!
I don't get the whole time line here?
Somebody send that girl some real sex toys!
2:14 you can get electocuted and not die idiot
to kill or seriously injure, but a phone can't electrocute you
tr.v. e·lec·tro·cut·ed, e·lec·tro·cut·ing, e·lec·tro·cutes
To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire.
To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity.
Death seems to be the only option when your electrocuted...
....Im glad I could make you smarter, 2:18... or should I say... "Idiot"
that's weird. can't she use the shower water or her hands? i'm a guy, but i know there are safer means to get yourself off
to electrocute is to kill by electric shock
use google, thanks
its impossible for that to happed Li, and cadmium batteries are dry... unless she had it plugged in...
electrocuted means death by electrical charge...she was shocked
A girl at my school got a pen stuck up her vag...
funny, i think i know who you're talking about.
or maybe alot of people do that?
to 2:40, it has nothing to do with a resistor.. a resistor doesn't up 7.4v up to 100,000volts. that's a capacitor. cell phones do use capacitors, but the charge they're using is still neglible.
Sounds like good ole fashioned PV sex would be safer for this one................or a crash helmet.
I worked with an attorney who was court appointed to rep a young woman in jail for numerous reasons. We got a call that she got in trouble while in jail for sneaking a cell via her vagina. The call was not from her.
OMG...just get a real vibrator!! dumdum.
at least she was enjoying herself
There must be "that girl" in every high school. Girl in 10th grade broke of a hot dog in her snatch. Couldn't eat hot dogs for a month.
^diction fail.. hahahah nice
wtf why would you WANT a hotdog up there? sharpies are your friend, kids.
WHere were girls like this 20 years ago? DAMN!
Why cant I find girls that are always horny all the time
We're out there...searching for guys who are too, which seem impossible to find...
if you need to get off that badly, i'm always here for ya
She's gotta be fucking ugly or a fatty, no way any teenage boy would really turn down sex with a decent looking girl
"teenage american society"??
more like the teenage nympho american society lol
I feel sorry for her! Either she's too broke to buy toys or too ugly to get laid. Poor girl.
She's probably under 18 so buying real toys is much harder. Also her parents are idiots if after the first time they didn't just get her a vibrator.
Every teenage girl should have a vibrator.
Would 2:31 please shut up? Thanks.
Don't believe it. Sooooo fake.
Let me know if you find my keys.
231 #2 dumb is spelled with a "b" at the end.
You're a moron.
This is what happens when we're in a recession.
actually you can it just depends on which side of the resistor you are touching just like a stun gun can run off a 9v battery but still put out 100,000 volts.
no you didn't you dolt, that fucking hotdog story has been around for 50 years
someone needs to buy this girl a dildo.
I was wondering where my baseball bat went...
how can you be electrocuted by something that takes a battery?
2:32 yeah and in my dictionary under " Irony" and "Ignorant" your picture is located
how about you're all idiots because you can't shock someone with a phone.. its running at like 12v DC at max.. probably less since the lithium cells have an output of 7.4v i believe.
*YAWN* fake. fake fake fake. Did I mention it's fake?
wow are we really arguing about the principles of batteries? When did tfln get overrun by geeks?
Girlfriend go to spencers or order online!
I'd like to have her number too. }:-)>
why the hell did she tell you this? was she proud of it?
A girl in my school had to go to the hospital after she stuck a stick of celery in her vag.... that girl was my best friends little sister.
my problem here is: you "just met her"? and this was the first thing she told you? woof.
@3:11 youre a dumbass, this shit happens OFTEN
thats what happens when you teach abstonence in schools... and i kno a girl who got a hot dog stuck in her coochie... so i believe this one
lol 2:51. i ho pe this girl knows this website
thats where my basketball is
it depends on which dictionary you look it up in you fucking retards
Prostitute 654-i agree with 8:47 (recession) and it does happen alot..happened to 4 dif girls at my high school....but...this story ahs went around and around for ages.....my dad told me a variation...but it was a RC Car Motor....no a cell phone....