and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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