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  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 10, 10 at 12:11pm

    They're always after me Lucky Charms...

  • Submitted by MusicTelevision on May 10, 10 at 11:43am

    Rock Bottom? Eh, don't you mean FRUITY PEBBLES?

  • 81 59
    Submitted by MrsParker on May 10, 10 at 11:46am

    I bet it's Trix

    • 46 51
      Submitted by Monkeyhawk on May 10, 10 at 1:01pm

      Isn't he one of the Palins?

      • 37 53
        Submitted by Herschel on May 11, 10 at 2:31am

        No, that's Trig. Who, oddly, has the middle name "Van", because they're big Van Halen fans, and I guess "Van Palin" is close enough.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 10, 10 at 12:27pm

    Count chocula for sure!

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Slogan on May 10, 10 at 5:51pm

    Could be worse. When I was going for my license, I drove with a kid named febreze.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by BallsMcKenzie on May 10, 10 at 11:31am

    His name was "Grape Nuts"?

  • 64 52
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on May 10, 10 at 5:33pm

    Count crotchula?

  • 65 60
    Submitted by chicogirl89 on May 10, 10 at 5:33pm

    How did over 1000 people dislike this text?

  • 55 51
    Submitted by MrSubarashi on May 10, 10 at 11:18am

    I think you can go lower than that

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:09pm

    toucan sam?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Notwhatshesaid on May 10, 10 at 11:46am

    Ahh kelogg

  • 54 64
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on May 10, 10 at 11:21am

    So what is it? Capt'n Crunch or Special K?

  • 46 51
    Submitted by hahahauwish on May 10, 10 at 5:49pm

    Kix. But that'd be g@y

  • 45 50
    Submitted by mandubreg23 on May 12, 10 at 11:16pm

    so did that lol

  • 42 45
    Submitted by shemp on May 10, 10 at 5:22pm

    Honey smacks

  • 45 55
    Submitted by G_Money on May 10, 10 at 2:43pm

    Count Chocula? That's my boy! We should all be so lucky to have a name like that!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by megaphone on May 10, 10 at 11:30am

    Zomg! You met count chocula??? Or was It Boo Berry?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by herdleader on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm

    coco puff?..

  • 39 48
    Submitted by DaniBeef on May 12, 10 at 2:04am

    ..isn't there a pro baseball player named cookie crisp?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by vlcmshredr23 on May 10, 10 at 3:17pm

    Special k...always sunny in Philadelphia

  • 48 71
    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 1:32pm

    I BET HIS NAME WAS REESE. (Reese Puffs)

    • 31 43
      Submitted by superbatmanswife on May 10, 10 at 4:18pm

      thats my husbands name only he spells it rhys

  • 31 38
    Submitted by squared on Dec 30, 10 at 11:37am

    Definitely Kellogg.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by TheOtherGuy23 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:13am

    was he an army guy? maybe General Mills?

  • 37 51
    Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 8:57pm

    was it the captain or the count?

  • 33 44
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 2:10pm

    not at all. wait it depends on which Cereal

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 11:58am

    Cherrios?

  • 40 59
    Submitted by drunkindancer on May 10, 10 at 3:04pm

    capton crunch

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:56pm

    kix?

  • 23 33
    Submitted by viAutumn on Jul 29, 11 at 6:20am

    Raisin Brandon.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by uAllSuck on May 10, 10 at 1:22pm

    Captain Suck?

  • 27 45
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 5, 11 at 1:12pm

    Apple Jack? Quisp? Or Chex?

  • 39 69
    Submitted by T_rizz on May 10, 10 at 12:42pm

    I would do a count any day. sign me up. could you even imagine all the free chocolate??? stay away from the trix rabbit though, that's would be gross

  • 49 98
    Submitted by cjhoops on May 10, 10 at 12:04pm

    Trix=male prostitute \nCheerios=British guy \nFruity pebbles=Guy in the closet \nGrape nuts=......\nSpecial K=Mentally or physically handicapped\nCaptain crunch=Guy who owns the boat

  • 28 59
    Submitted by hansmger on May 10, 10 at 10:19pm

    Probably tony