You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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They're always after me Lucky Charms...
Rock Bottom? Eh, don't you mean FRUITY PEBBLES?
I bet it's Trix
Isn't he one of the Palins?
No, that's Trig. Who, oddly, has the middle name "Van", because they're big Van Halen fans, and I guess "Van Palin" is close enough.
Count chocula for sure!
Could be worse. When I was going for my license, I drove with a kid named febreze.
His name was "Grape Nuts"?
How did over 1000 people dislike this text?
so did that lol
I think you can go lower than that
Zomg! You met count chocula??? Or was It Boo Berry?
I BET HIS NAME WAS REESE. (Reese Puffs)
thats my husbands name only he spells it rhys
..isn't there a pro baseball player named cookie crisp?
not at all. wait it depends on which Cereal
So what is it? Capt'n Crunch or Special K?
was it the captain or the count?
Special k...always sunny in Philadelphia
Count Chocula? That's my boy! We should all be so lucky to have a name like that!
was he an army guy? maybe General Mills?
Kix. But that'd be g@y
Apple Jack? Quisp? Or Chex?
Trix=male prostitute \nCheerios=British guy \nFruity pebbles=Guy in the closet \nGrape nuts=......\nSpecial K=Mentally or physically handicapped\nCaptain crunch=Guy who owns the boat
I would do a count any day. sign me up. could you even imagine all the free chocolate??? stay away from the trix rabbit though, that's would be gross