You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Rock Bottom? Eh, don't you mean FRUITY PEBBLES?
They're always after me Lucky Charms...
I bet it's Trix
Isn't he one of the Palins?
No, that's Trig. Who, oddly, has the middle name "Van", because they're big Van Halen fans, and I guess "Van Palin" is close enough.
Count chocula for sure!
Could be worse. When I was going for my license, I drove with a kid named febreze.
How did over 1000 people dislike this text?
Count crotchula?
His name was "Grape Nuts"?
so did that lol
I think you can go lower than that
Ahh kelogg
Definitely Kellogg.
..isn't there a pro baseball player named cookie crisp?
Coco Crisp.
toucan sam?
Zomg! You met count chocula??? Or was It Boo Berry?
Special k...always sunny in Philadelphia
Cherrios?
Honey smacks
So what is it? Capt'n Crunch or Special K?
I BET HIS NAME WAS REESE. (Reese Puffs)
thats my husbands name only he spells it rhys
not at all. wait it depends on which Cereal
was he an army guy? maybe General Mills?
was it the captain or the count?
Apple Jack? Quisp? Or Chex?
Kix. But that'd be g@y
coco puff?..
Count Chocula? That's my boy! We should all be so lucky to have a name like that!
Raisin Brandon.
capton crunch
kix?
Trix=male prostitute \nCheerios=British guy \nFruity pebbles=Guy in the closet \nGrape nuts=......\nSpecial K=Mentally or physically handicapped\nCaptain crunch=Guy who owns the boat
Probably tony
Captain Suck?
I would do a count any day. sign me up. could you even imagine all the free chocolate??? stay away from the trix rabbit though, that's would be gross
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