Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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