You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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