And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
the raccoons are back...
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