and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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