Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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