Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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