it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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not sure why they call it the clap, no bodys' happy to get it
If it gets bad enough it'll form crystals in your urethra, men have to "clap" their penis so they can pee. Maybe women don't form the crystals because ours is all internal and always at body temp...?
knowledge is power... an also incredibly disgusting at times.
Yea I don't know how this could be good. But maybe it being ironic is part of what made it so good. Chainsaws eat up wood, maybe she cut that wood down ferociously with lots of power like one?
how is there any good way to that?
Really sexy date with morals and they were being eaten by a zipper while dry humping?
Taken word-for-word from the Homestuck story "Take You Wonder By Wonder" by roachpatrol. Good to know someone describes their actual love life with borrowed terms from smutty fanfiction...
Herpes is a bitch!