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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 18, 12 at 10:49am

    not sure why they call it the clap, no bodys' happy to get it

    • 89 99
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 18, 12 at 1:10pm

      If it gets bad enough it'll form crystals in your urethra, men have to "clap" their penis so they can pee. Maybe women don't form the crystals because ours is all internal and always at body temp...?

      • 75 91
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 20, 12 at 2:15am

        knowledge is power... an also incredibly disgusting at times.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 18, 12 at 6:06pm

    Yea I don't know how this could be good. But maybe it being ironic is part of what made it so good. Chainsaws eat up wood, maybe she cut that wood down ferociously with lots of power like one?

  • Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 18, 12 at 12:18pm

    how is there any good way to that?

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 18, 12 at 1:11pm

      Really sexy date with morals and they were being eaten by a zipper while dry humping?

  • 81 85
    Submitted by WhistlingBudgie on Sep 21, 12 at 9:49pm

    Taken word-for-word from the Homestuck story "Take You Wonder By Wonder" by roachpatrol. Good to know someone describes their actual love life with borrowed terms from smutty fanfiction...

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 18, 12 at 9:42am

    Herpes is a bitch!