This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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