brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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